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I gotta get you pregnant
03:02
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oh my god oh my god I gotta get you
oh my god I gotta get you pregnant
it doesn't really matter what the hell I say
it doesn't really matter what the hell I say
if you're falling then you're falling anyway
there's very anyone can do to sway
no one will love you in the way that I love you
it doesn't really matter if you disappear
it doesn't really matter if you disappear
it's not as if your heart stops when it's not here
make your fall apart false start art but you know my dear
no one will love you in the way that I love you
no one will love you in the way that's
all right, all light, spinning with the stars at night
and more then you can take
I will be there for you when your water breaks
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ay bay
00:37
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ay bay ay bay ay bay
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don't think I won't
02:07
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don't think I won't
don't think I won't
don't think I won't
don't think I won't
I will I will I will I will I will I will I will I will
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won't you let me be inside your bed?
I could hold you close all day
I could melt in your embrace
I could avoid the storm
we could roll around in sheets
we could just be lazy comfortable and warm
won't you let me be inside your bed?
we could be everything, we could be anything
together or alone
though it's just a pile of sheets
I don't want ever lose this sense of home
won't you let me be inside your bed?
if there's anyway you and I can just stay here
if there's anyway you and I can just lie here all day
please let me know
cause it's all I want, it's all I hope for
won't you let me be inside your bed?
it's all I hope for
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5. |
allergy bee
00:45
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6. |
mouth
02:05
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hey there baby I was thinking maybe
you could hear all the crazy sounds I make with my mouth
I don't have a nice car
I don't own a house
but I can make some crazy sounds with my mouth
here they go
hey there baby wanna have a baby
I can't help you raise it
but I can make sounds with my mouth
I don't an income
I don't a future
but I can make some crazy ass sounds with my mouth
check it out
missy: oh we were supposed to be doing percussion stuff...
joshua: monkeys are fine
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never date crazy
01:55
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you said you were normal but
that was a complete lie
I remember when my folks
often told me that I (should)
never date crazy
you never date crazy
that fire I see in your eyes
isn't very healthy
if I had a dime each time
you went mad I'd be wealthy
you never date crazy
never date crazy
there's a fire in your eyes
but it's just the devil
everybody plays the fool
so says aaron neville
wonder if you'll kill me
I am deeply sleeping
anytime of day or night
I often see you weeping
my mom says (you never date crazy)
my grandpa says (you never date crazy)
my dad says (you never date crazy)
my brothers cat says (you never date crazy)
my uncle says (I'm made of chocolate milk)
CRAZY
sometimes I fear that I won't
actually won't escape you
every one heed my words
the advice I gave you
you never date crazy
you never date crazy
never date crazy
never date crazy
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exponential
04:04
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you let me crash when I felt to tired to drive
made me breakfast and made me feel alive
it wasn't the eggs that made my day
it was the way you smiled
with all that you give me to me
my love grows exponenially
for you
you
you said let's keep driving when we were almost at your place
got real quiet after you made that funny face
I held you close and all my shitty days
suddenly seemed worthwhile
with all that you give to me
my love grows exponentially
for you
you
and you never, you never, you never know
if and where it's gonna go
so when you let this be
my love will still grow exponentially
for you
you
you
you
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online dating
02:17
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I think we have something in common
I'm married to my job, but don't get me wrong
I like to have fun
(online dating)
if you have really low self esteem, you're not for me
and I'm bi curious
(online dating)
I like going to the gym, like five times a week
but baby, once you get with me, ain't nothing left to see
(online dating)
I'm outgoing and I like to try new things, but if you're not down with god, then I'm not down with you
let the love machine do its thang!
OWWWW AHHHHHHH
I got my masters last year and I'm still looking for a job
touch me
(online dating)
I don't know what to say about myself but family is really important to me
(online dating)
............. you're really pretty
(online dating)
I'm not really interested in a long term relationship but you look cute, do you wanna hook up sometime
by the way I'm a dude
(online dating)
let the love machine do its Thang
Hey!
love me, love me, oh god please love, go out with me, I'm so lonely, oh please please please please.
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11. |
ay bay (reprise)
01:25
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ay bay (while the sun sets in the distance)
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why you so stoopid?
02:42
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you got a brain
why don't you use it
I gotta ax you
why you so stoopid
I put some common sense
in your pocket
I gotta ax you
why don't you jump up on it
you make my head hurt, I'll make your face hurt
you went to college
why you not smart?
oh I remember
you majored in art
when we're together
you say some dumb shit
I gotta ax you
why you so stupid
you make my head hurt, I'll make your face hurt
uh
this is stupid
everything is stupid
this movies stupid
that book is stupid
that internet is stupid
that califlower is stupid
your face is stupid
you know I love you
why you so stoopid?
I gotta ax you
why you so stoopid?
you make my head hurt, I'll make your face hurt
stoopid.
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13. |
this is how I sing now
00:30
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don't wanna get out
don't wanna space out
don't wanna sell out
ya'll better watch out
I wanna make out with you
I wanna make out with you
don't wanna freak out
just want out tongues out
don't wanna order take out
just wanna be out
show what the tongue can do
don't wanna flip out
don't wanna trip out
don't wanna get locked in an out house
don't wanna be cast out
I wanna make out with you
I wanna make out with you
all the time
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the fucked up in you
03:23
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threw all my coins and sense down the wishing well
tried to calm myself down but I'm nervous as hell
I can't wait to see
I can't wait to see
we're all a bit fucked up it's true
I really like the fucked up in you
no more gimmicks nothing crazy no tricks up my sleeve
I'd make a good impression if I'd just up and leave
but I don't wanna go
I don't wanna go
we're all a bit fucked up it's true
I really like the fucked up in you
no real sense of resolve, no the thief wasn't caught
had the perfect moment and realized that's all you got
but there will be more
there will be more
we're all a bit fucked up it's true
I really like the fucked up in you
I like the fucked up in you
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17. |
good stuff (bad take)
01:10
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Yeah
Yippee
Hooray
Puppies
Kitties
Bunnies
Ice Cream
Cheeseburgers
Friends
Good Times
Yeah
Yippee
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joshua jesty Cleveland
Joshua Jesty is a professional starving artist based out of Cleveland Ohio. He has been making music that people have been
getting eargasms from since 1998.
now a days he dances salsa, kicks doctors, and makes tons of pop and un-pop music.
His latest release is "...you will be forgotten". he lives with no regrets but many tacos in a physical house.
"songs about death disguised as love songs"
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