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why won't you kiss me under the missletoe
for one night let the restraining order go
it's a holiday tradition
so don't give me no extradition

hang up on the cops, put down the phone
and kiss me under neath the missletoe

why won't you kiss me under the missletoe
I put up all these decorations while you weren't at home
you might call it a break in
but I just call it extreme caroling

cause I'm over here singing a song of hope
put down the bear mace and kiss my under the missletoe

I know we've had our differences
and serveral reported incidents
where you accused me of being a stalker
but I see on your social media
that you're lonely and maybe you just need a
moment to consider my missletoe offer

welp you beat me to a pulp under the missletoe
and after hours or searing pain I think I'd like to go
do you think by chance
you could call me an amublance

cause the christmas mircale I now clearly see
is I have a poor sense of personal boundaries

so before you render me a ghost
please stop kicking me under the missletoe

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from Coal for everyone! a very Joshua Jesty Christmas, released December 2, 2018
Joshua: all the xmas spirit

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joshua jesty Cleveland

Joshua Jesty is a professional starving artist based out of Cleveland Ohio. He has been making music that people have been getting eargasms from since 1998.

now a days he dances salsa, kicks doctors, and makes tons of pop and un-pop music.

His latest release is "...you will be forgotten". he lives with no regrets but many tacos in a physical house.

"songs about death disguised as love songs"
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