Here comes Krampus you Jerks

by joshua jesty



I wrote this song after watching a trailer for a movie about krampus. I never saw the movie and I never will, but it's my american right to know that everything I think whether based in fact or not is the truth. USA USA USA! so here's my song about what I know to be true of Krampus.


Hey there all you girls and boys
making all your anti christmas noise
who's that coming down the fire place?
It's Krampus come to rip off your whole face!

I know ever dollar feels like a penny
and consumerism isn't what it used to be
but if you keep saying christmas is dumb
Krampus rip your limbs off one by one

now the globe outside isn't cooling
and the threat of world war three is looming
but since there's no place to
let's go to chipotle and have a poisonous burrito

hey there all you boys and girls
your anti christmas spirit makes me wanna hurl
if your bad attitude remains persistent
Krampus gonna make trump president

darth vader NOOOOOOO

so don't be terrible people


released December 23, 2012



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joshua jesty Cleveland

Joshua Jesty is a professional starving artist based out of Cleveland Ohio. He has been making music that people have been getting eargasms from since 1998.

now a days he dances salsa, kicks doctors, and makes tons of pop and un-pop music.

His latest release is "I love you question mark". he lives with no regrets and his rabbit Hazel in a physical house.
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