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our day at the pet store

from Finally, Joshua Jesty has friends, Vol 1. by joshua jesty

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this is the first thing "these violent young lovers" ever did. Before we had the name that is. I was doing these random collaborations and Missy was like "I can sing" and I was like "who the hell are you" and she was all "what?" and I'm all "I'm a kill you ho!" and then she cut me with her rusty knife she's always carrying in her mouth like a pirate and that's when I was like "I have to kill this woman or make a record with her". That's how friendships are born, out of pure murderous rage.

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think I'm kind of bored
don't know what to do
maybe we should go
over to the zoo
screw that I don't have money
how about you?
let's go to the pet store

picked up a ferret seemed like an asshole
our day at the pet store
looked at the dog food god that stuffs expensive
our day at the pet store
took a couple cats, put em' in a fishbowl
our day at the pet store
picked up a hamster, shoved it in a dachshund
our day at the pet store
put a little kids head, in an electric eel tank
our day at the pet store

then the store clerk asked us what we were doing
didn't know what to say
so I stabbed her

then we forced the rabbits to have sex with the lizards
our day at the pet store
then we both decided to burn this fucker down
our day at the pet store
tied up all the employees, put spiders in their pants
our day at the pet store
tested out the animals found out that cats are flammable
our day at the pet store
as we watched it burn down, we heard a sweet sound
our day at the pet store

we did a good thing today

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from Finally, Joshua Jesty has friends, Vol 1., released November 11, 2010
Missy: totally did nothing... just kidding, vocals, screaming, sound effects
Jesty: vocals, banjo, sound effects

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Joshua Jesty is a professional starving artist based out of Cleveland Ohio. He has been making music that people have been getting eargasms from since 1998.

now a days he dances salsa, kicks doctors, and makes tons of pop and un-pop music.

His latest release is "...you will be forgotten". he lives with no regrets but many tacos in a physical house.

"songs about death disguised as love songs" ... more

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